Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Gianni

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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