- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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