Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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