- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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