Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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girls lacrosse

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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I killed someone today. :D

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Women.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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