- Anti Joke

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature