What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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