- Anti Joke

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person