knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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the WNBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Obama

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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