- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

elen degeneres is straight....

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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