A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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