- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

An Asian walks out of the library.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock. Racism.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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