What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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No.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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