- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

whats your name? bumder:)

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

a man walks into a prostitute.

I'm off to my tank guys!

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