Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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