- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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