Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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The game!

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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