What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Yes!

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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