Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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