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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did Delaware? A coat.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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