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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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