A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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