Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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hi

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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men's rights.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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