- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

melon

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

what do you call a gay guy Ej

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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