- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

knock knock how there me ok come in

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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