Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Im cute hehehee

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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