- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

whats your name? bumder:)

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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