Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

whats 2+2? 4

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

politically correct!

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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