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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

donald................duck for president

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.