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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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