You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Doorbell salesman.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Knock knock. Racism.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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