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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

u jelly?

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

She said no

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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