KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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