Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Okay, one second.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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