Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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