matty russel are you on here

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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i like turtals and kids

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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