Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Fags are gay.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Anti Joke

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