Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Type 2 diabetics

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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I can't see my forehead

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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