I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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