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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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