What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

american government

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What causes floods? Too much water.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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