- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

why am I writing this...im bored

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