- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Yes.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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