- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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