what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Billy Cundiff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

a fish swimming in the water swims

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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