- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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