Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

my whole life!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Mitt Romney.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

The game!

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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