A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Yes!

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Anti Joke

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