Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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A ginger was with his friends

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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pickle juice?

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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