Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Stop being a centipede

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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