What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

i dont like chris

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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