Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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