Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

full house

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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