A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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ass in my face ? no

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Anti Joke

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