A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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obama's promises

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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