A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What's an Anti Joke?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

whats black? a black man

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

hipsters

Women's rights.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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