A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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