"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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