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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

John Stamos.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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