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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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