Lil' Wayne

An atheist walks into a church

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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