Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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