Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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9/11

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Barack Obama.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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