Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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agp

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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9/11

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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