your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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agp

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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