- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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