- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's an Anti Joke?

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

This is an anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Women's rights.

hipsters

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

WNBA

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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