- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

wood cant chuck wood

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

mark is mark

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

penis

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

i dont like chris

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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