Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Lil' Wayne

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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