How do you spell eight? 8

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Nippies

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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4-4-2

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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you

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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